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aww-yeah-words-and-shit:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R


OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

aww-yeah-words-and-shit:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

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trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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catskid100:

From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending  me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

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el-dispute:

let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

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doedrops:

please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive

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